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terrysdiary: Justin and Jason Theroux at The Smile. Actually, his name is Sebastian, not Jason. It’s 4am and I have to correct Terry Richardson. I need help.

terrysdiary:

Justin and Jason Theroux at The Smile.

Actually, his name is Sebastian, not Jason. It’s 4am and I have to correct Terry Richardson. I need help.

Please don’t be offended. Please.

hipster-animals: For a LIMITED TIME ONLY I will be offering  HALF-PRICE COMMISSIONS. One character = $100. I am accepting orders for the next two weeks. Send an email to hipsteranimals @gmail.com telling me what you would like drawn. I will send you an invoice through WePay.com (or, if not in the US, through PayPal, but I really hate PayPal). Upon receiving your payment, I’ll add you to the queue.  Allow two weeks for delivery (it may be quicker). I will send the files as a web-ready JPG and a PDF for printing I can do a hipsterized portrait of your pet. I can turn your friend into any animal Makes a great birthday or Christmas gift. Don’t resell the art or tell people you drew it.  Unlike full-priced commissions, I will NOT make revisions. You order and I deliver. I will use any information you give me and do right by you, but have some flexibility with my artistic interpretation. The portraits are for personal/gift use only. Put it on your blog, but don’t use it for the logo of your business. Don’t sell merch of it. Your drawing is entirely created for you and will not appear on the main blog (unless you ask not to it will be in the custom gallery), but I may reuse elements of it in a future animal *If you also want a time-lapse video of the drawing process +$50*If you want the art as Adobe Illustrator vector files (outlined) +$20 You can give me as much or as little information as you want, for example: Tell me the title and the animal, I make the rest up. send me a picture of your cat and a photo of some asshole in the crowd at Coachella and I’ll merge the two into one send me a picture of your girlfriend and tell me to draw her as a gorilla send me dozens of links to items on ModCloth, creating an outfit for “some kind of bird,” I make the rest up. I want one so bad. Everybody go treat yourself to some Hipster Animaling.

hipster-animals:

For a LIMITED TIME ONLY I will be offering  HALF-PRICE COMMISSIONS.

One character = $100. I am accepting orders for the next two weeks.

Send an email to hipsteranimals @gmail.com telling me what you would like drawn.

I will send you an invoice through WePay.com (or, if not in the US, through PayPal, but I really hate PayPal). Upon receiving your payment, I’ll add you to the queue. 

Allow two weeks for delivery (it may be quicker). I will send the files as a web-ready JPG and a PDF for printing

  • I can do a hipsterized portrait of your pet. I can turn your friend into any animal Makes a great birthday or Christmas gift.
  • Don’t resell the art or tell people you drew it. 
  • Unlike full-priced commissions, I will NOT make revisions. You order and I deliver. I will use any information you give me and do right by you, but have some flexibility with my artistic interpretation.
  • The portraits are for personal/gift use only. Put it on your blog, but don’t use it for the logo of your business. Don’t sell merch of it.
  • Your drawing is entirely created for you and will not appear on the main blog (unless you ask not to it will be in the custom gallery), but I may reuse elements of it in a future animal

*If you also want a time-lapse video of the drawing process +$50
*If you want the art as Adobe Illustrator vector files (outlined) +$20

You can give me as much or as little information as you want, for example:

  • Tell me the title and the animal, I make the rest up.
  • send me a picture of your cat and a photo of some asshole in the crowd at Coachella and I’ll merge the two into one
  • send me a picture of your girlfriend and tell me to draw her as a gorilla
  • send me dozens of links to items on ModCloth, creating an outfit for “some kind of bird,” I make the rest up.

I want one so bad. Everybody go treat yourself to some Hipster Animaling.

lucilleandmitt: (by way of anonymous) REAL Mitt Romney quotes on Lucille Bluth photos. Surprisingly convincing, don’t you think? Check them out.

lucilleandmitt:

(by way of anonymous)

REAL Mitt Romney quotes on Lucille Bluth photos. Surprisingly convincing, don’t you think? Check them out.

Today I was paid to photograph my best buddy and her boss. I’d forgotten how fun photography can be. Meanwhile, is this goofy outtake meant for a 90’s sitcom’s opening credits or what? 

Today I was paid to photograph my best buddy and her boss. I’d forgotten how fun photography can be. Meanwhile, is this goofy outtake meant for a 90’s sitcom’s opening credits or what? 

dynamoe: massmoca: CONTEST: Celebrate Sol LeWitt’s 84th birthday (yesterday, Sept 9) by baking or decorating your own LeWitt-inspired birthday cake!  Buy 1000 Entenmann’s loaf cakes. Take them out of the box, but don’t alter them in anyway. Arrange them into a conceptual modular structure = Sol LeWitt’s birthday cake.

dynamoe:

massmoca:

CONTEST: Celebrate Sol LeWitt’s 84th birthday (yesterday, Sept 9) by baking or decorating your own LeWitt-inspired birthday cake! 

Buy 1000 Entenmann’s loaf cakes. Take them out of the box, but don’t alter them in anyway. Arrange them into a conceptual modular structure = Sol LeWitt’s birthday cake.